SDL #1 Having white friends.

It is a matter of great importance to the Desi that he/she have as many white friends as possible. This will make them seem cooler to the other Desis that they 'acutally' prefer to hang out with. While hanging out with the non-White-pure-Desi friends, the Desi will often look toward his wife and say nonchalantly "Remember last week when we were hanging out with [insert-name-of-any-white-person-I-know] .. wasn't that fun ?!".

When confronted with such a Desi, one should respond by saying "Oh, it is nice that you hang out with non-Desis as well". This will make the Desi feel much better about himself. Do not, at any point, mention that you go out with drinks with your White-friends all the time, as this will make your Desi friend insecure..

Stuff Desis Like (SDL)...

Inspired by the blog "Stuff White People Like" at http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

I started reading this a couple of weeks ago.. and its AMAZING how the neuroses of desis and white people are so similar.

Note:- When I refer to "desis" I'm referring to Indians who are temporarily/permanently settled in the US...

That's so gayyy....

I was wondering... saying "that's so gayyy..." is so gayyy.. isn't it ?!