FQ...

... No no.. I'm not trying or say f*** y** to someone and being "smrrrt" about it !
The acronym in the title of this post... has two expansions...


1.. Female Quotient...

Here's what bugs me about men (I know I know.. the men are probably going.. here we go again..)..
If yer a gal like me.. and don wear make up on a regular basis.. not really a shopper.. and a gal with an "appetite" to match most men yer age... they you an exception to the "rule"... Which is SO not true.. considering I know PLENTY women like me...
Not only that.. they go to the extent to saying... we're talking about GIRLS... not YOU...
So I'm being outcast coz I can't be typecast... I've been labeled as someone with a low "Female Quotient"
On the flipside..they make flip remarks about women who DO like to shop..and are dainty and sensitive and remember dates etc..

So what do they want really... they want gals like me to act like their mental stereotype image.. so that THEN they can make fun of us...
That's not jus WEIRD... that's SCREWED up...
Y'no what I'd say to them... I'd say... FQ !! and this time.. I AM being smrrrt about it...

2... Fantasy Quotient...

Now this is the other kind of FQ.. Its a fantasy quotient... Its a quotient each individual posseses that measures the degree to which they live their life in a "fantasy land"... People with a high FQ.. live on romantic novels.. Are quite emotional about the men/women they seem to fall in love with all the time..
And people with similar FQ like similar movies I've noticed....

People with low FQ however, prefer to watch the news rather than the Valentine's special marathon on HBO.. Don't get what the "big deal is" everytime the studio audience goes "awwwww.." when Rachel and Ross kiss :) (okay.. Friends is on... not my fault !!)

On the average, women have higher FQ than guys.. and on the average, men with higher FQs.. or atleast ones that can "put on" a higher FQ are considered smoooth with the layyydeees...

Too high an FQ can get troublesome, these are the guys that watch a movie and decide to slit their wrists for the gal they saw yesterday and fell in "love" with. Or think they need to "end their 19 year old life" coz their parents think they are too young to get married to the next door junkie neighbour...


I'm rambling..

bye.