.. (and its quite a bit of a puzzle actually..).. which movie was worse.. "Home Delivery" or "Neal 'n Nikki"...
Hmm.... So "Home Delivery" was a mash based on the spirit of Christmas at Diwali-time ( for the benefit of the majority of non-Christain audiences) communicated by a Santa Clausy half-retarded Delivery guy... Add to that a smart-alec dude with commitment issues with his nice-gal fiance' and his hot-sultry-teenage-fantasy makin the moves on him.. and you've got the PERFECT recipe for a..umm.. movie (??!!)..
A movie that Vivek Oberoi claimed... was for "Intelligent audiences only.." and hence didn't do well in India..
In the "blue" corner... we have 'Neal 'n Nikki'.. and this movie is about... a lipsticked-dude all set to enjoy his last month of freedom in Vancouver.. (remember 'Kajol' from DDLJ) before he ties the knot ... where he meets .. besides other really hot blonde bimbettes drooling over him (??!!).. a.. umm... not-so-hot-baby-talking-cleavage-showing-almost-slutty-virgin-Indian-BRUNETTE who first gets drunk.. asks him to take her to HIS place.. then falls asleep hence avoiding the inevitable make-out .. till the last twenty minutes of the movie.. Well after it eventually happens, and lil-Nikette comes back from a swim in her skimpy bikini.. Neal finally decides that this is ACTUALLY the kind of gal he wants to take home to Mummmyyy... I guess they thought they were trying to bring back the Kajol-SRK magic from DDLJ... ("Did not" "Did thoo.." "Did not.." "Did thoo..."...)... but somehow.. and I don mean to steal any credit from the new generation of actors... I STILL think I prefer Kajol to Uday Chopra... mebbe its just the shade of lipstick.. I dunno !
Now.. back to the BIG question... which one was worse...
hmm.... Maybe I should go see "BluffMaster" to help me decide...
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