I'm beginning to believe...

... that too much alcohol DOES kill graycells...

Coz..
1. GOD knows I had too much on Tues nite
2. I must've banged my head/food/hand a thousand times Wednesday morning
3. I invited people over for dinner when I was in NO shape to cook
4. I thought I switched off the gas and sat down to do something else
5. After realizing that I had completely burnt the masala I was making... I STILL decided to add it to the chole (actually that wasnt really dumb.. I was in no haalat to make the damn thing again..)
6. I tried opening the cooker when the pressure still wasn't down... that also with one hand... ended up spilling a good amount of the steaming contents on meself and burnt my hand pretty bad.
7. Instead of putting my hand under Cold water immediately... I jus sat down and stared at it for FIVE minutes...

Well... you get the picture right ?

Actually... I did a couple of other stupider-things that I REALLY can't mention in blogworld :-/

In the words of...

..someone I know... (and the same someone that I met yesterday...)

"I'm happy because I'm glad.."

:)

Bringing in the new year.. by getting together with old friends.. and family...

Can't think of anything better...


Here's wishing a Happy New Year to my absent audience...

Cheers,
me

I'm trying to figure out...

.. (and its quite a bit of a puzzle actually..).. which movie was worse.. "Home Delivery" or "Neal 'n Nikki"...

Hmm.... So "Home Delivery" was a mash based on the spirit of Christmas at Diwali-time ( for the benefit of the majority of non-Christain audiences) communicated by a Santa Clausy half-retarded Delivery guy... Add to that a smart-alec dude with commitment issues with his nice-gal fiance' and his hot-sultry-teenage-fantasy makin the moves on him.. and you've got the PERFECT recipe for a..umm.. movie (??!!)..
A movie that Vivek Oberoi claimed... was for "Intelligent audiences only.." and hence didn't do well in India..

In the "blue" corner... we have 'Neal 'n Nikki'.. and this movie is about... a lipsticked-dude all set to enjoy his last month of freedom in Vancouver.. (remember 'Kajol' from DDLJ) before he ties the knot ... where he meets .. besides other really hot blonde bimbettes drooling over him (??!!).. a.. umm... not-so-hot-baby-talking-cleavage-showing-almost-slutty-virgin-Indian-BRUNETTE who first gets drunk.. asks him to take her to HIS place.. then falls asleep hence avoiding the inevitable make-out .. till the last twenty minutes of the movie.. Well after it eventually happens, and lil-Nikette comes back from a swim in her skimpy bikini.. Neal finally decides that this is ACTUALLY the kind of gal he wants to take home to Mummmyyy... I guess they thought they were trying to bring back the Kajol-SRK magic from DDLJ... ("Did not" "Did thoo.." "Did not.." "Did thoo..."...)... but somehow.. and I don mean to steal any credit from the new generation of actors... I STILL think I prefer Kajol to Uday Chopra... mebbe its just the shade of lipstick.. I dunno !


Now.. back to the BIG question... which one was worse...
hmm.... Maybe I should go see "BluffMaster" to help me decide...

What does it take....

... for people to just leave me ALONE !!

.. Its not like I DON'T KNOW my life isn't at its best... but why do I have to answer to other people...

Some of these 'other people' care.. and they ask out of concern... but what good is their 'concern' ?! I mean really... I don't expect them to DO anything for me... just don keep reminding me that my life isn't perfect right now...

That's all I ask... is that really too much to ask ?

And then there are these other 'other people'... who don't even care... they're jus curious...

I don need to answer to them... I'm just being polite by not telling them on their stinkin FACE to mind their own f***in business...

....

Y'no what completely kills a good cry.. its a blocked NOSE...


....

I don think Yoga.. Meditation.. or an 'Art of Living' course is gonna fix things for me... I'm not given to such 'fixing-ups'. M way too cynical...


....
week starts tomorrow... I gotta get back in action.... just gotta.. gotta GOTTA !!


-me

ps: nother problem.. is that I don like lying.. and too many people I know.. can't handle the truth...

No more I love you(s)

No more I love yous....
The language is leaving me...

No more I love yous...
The language is leaving me.. in silence...

(from: No more I love you(s) by Annie Lennox)

The number dwindles...

.. slowly... (I refer here.. to the number of people who visit my blog...)
And steadily this blog will pass into oblivion...


The weekend was... how shall I best put it.. uncomfortable...on the home-front and I was WAITING for Monday... and I absolutely despise Mondays..
Actually I've started despising them ever since I've joined this new work place.

I had no problems with Mondays at my earlier work place... which is mostly coz I inhabited that cube practically 7 days a week.. irrespective of whether I had work or not.

I used to consider THAT a sad way to live... But now I'm wondering...
I passed by it yesterday... my earlier work place... and damn.. Its not like I didn't KNOW that I missed it.. but THAT MUCH ?

Maybe I just belong to that species that prefer-the-green-of-the-grass-on-the-other-side...

Ho Hum...


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The high point of my weekend.. was a trip to my pal's place.. to meet his significant other after a significantly long period of time.. and to acquaint myself with his bundle-of-joy.

Now.. I'm no baby-lover by nature.. things bore me way too easily, and I'm pretty low on patience..
But.. y'no.. I know why they refer to these things as "bundles of joy".. coz they really really are..

So tiny... so so tiny... yet she commanded complete attention of 6 adults..
While she gurgled and spat out the food her mother was so patiently trying to feed her.. and intently stared at us (probably wondering whether these IDIOTS have nothing better to do ??).. we all jus stood there.. transfixed...

I gotta thank me buddy for having me over.. for letting me hold her.. (though I had my concerns.. no no.. she was wearing a diaper and all dat... just that... I hadn't held a baby in a really long while.. and was.. well.. nervous but..) God knows.. once I did.. I didn't really wanna let go !

:)

Y'no what... now that I think of it.. the weekend wasn't that bad after ALL !!

Back to work...
ADIOS !

-me

Would you care if I BLOG ?

And if I don't..

would you just go the NEXT blog registered on blogspot ?
or would you link to a blog that I've linked in ?
or would you "Back" to the blog you came from ?

What would you do ?

Aap kya Karte ?

(hahaha.. on a off-note.. this reminds me of my favorite Ad that features before the 'feature presentation' at PVR.. "Aap kis tarah ke mard hein ?" hahahha.. )

So ya.. I may be back.. but I'm not sure yet !

-me

Learnings for today...

There are some people... who come into your life... and are destined to leave... just like that...
No matter how badly you want them to stay on... or how tightly you hold on to them... you can't make them stop....




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Never kiss with tongue if yer kissing someone for the first time....
(unless you both PREFER it that way :-/ )

{Courtesy..some weirdo movies on Star Movies channel}