Review of Stealth

Stealth

A Politically Correct Hollywood movie about - the quintessential American Alpha male: complete with blue eyes, blond hair, dimples and an arrogant smirk, the ‘good christian’ black American.. who knows ALL about prime numbers… and guess who else.. a hot American “Chika”.. who besides being the best pilot in the class.. also possesses the distinction of cracking dialoges such as.. “Pardon my ‘C’-cup “ !!

Oh wait.. its not just about these three… there’s a fourth I dare not forget.. it’s the all-knowing.. all-(aritificially)-intelligent unmanned pilot system called EDI.. who after being struck by lightening.. downloads ALL the songs from the web and not so surprisingly develops FEELINGS !! First the enemy..then the friend… EDI manages to outwit our three pilots.. cuts off the boss on radio when his instructions don’t matter… and basically saves the day along with the hero and the heroine…

The black American.. of course dies.. The boss turns into a turncoat and the big guy in Washington is involved in the coup as well.. But to make sure the reputation of war-heroes is not tarnished… the boss kills himself and the Americans re-iterate that their enemies are (STILL) the Russians and North Korea..

And if you thought this completed your entertainment package.. WAIT !! There’s also an item number with our blue eyed boy and sexy C-cup chika in a bikini !!

So… “Would you like FRRRRIES with dat sir ??!!”